The Band
Steve Goldberg
The shadowy figure at the center of this ragtag orchestra. A reclusive puppetmaster, he directs the action from his secret hideout five miles below the earth's crust. Little is known about his early life or rise to power. Wanted in seven countries for breaking the rules of counterpoint. Has been known to overdub at the slightest provocation. Should be considered disarming and dangerous.
Arch Enemies
Mink Shoals a.k.a. Eric Ericcson a.k.a. Enrique Iglesias:
Seasoned sticksman. Wily womanizer. Weapon of choice: bo staff.
J.J. Josephs a.k.a. Triple J a.k.a. TJ a.k.a. TJ Maxx:
The ace of arco, the purveyor of pizzicato. Usually seen carrying the back knobber.
The Junior Arch Enemies
The Junior Arch Enemies are an elite group of covert operatives. They are tasked with blending into the general populace and clandestinely spreading subversive Arch Enemies doctrine. To enlist, all you need to do is send in a photograph depicting yourself and a Steve Goldberg-related item, along with a title and caption for your photo. Your application will be reviewed by our admissions panel, and if accepted your photo will be featured in this gallery, making you the envy of your peers.